Answer by Jeff Meyerson:
- 1 hour: a list of Adam Sandler movies, ordered by the amount of money spent on each
- 1 day: a list of Adam Sandler movies, ordered by their orthogonality to "Punch Drunk Love"
- 1 week: a list of the ten actors on IMDB with facial features most closely resembling Adam Sandler
- 1 month: an estimation of Adam Sandler's genome, based on publicly available data